[12:45] <@viker> 4/20 bro daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

omg so much to update.  SXSW, also spring. it just looks like a lot because i drank all day, its way less than 1 beer per waking hour..

3/11 17 beers
3/12 7 beers
3/13 18 beers
3/14 17 beers
3/15 19 beers
3/16 19 beers
3/17 19 beers
3/19 6 in rockport
3/22 21 beers in rockport
3/23 6 beers in rockport

3/2812 beers at 2nd chance saloon
3/31 2 beers at rudy's
4/1 4 beers at rosemary's and at SPRING BREAKERS
4/2 9 beers spritzenhaus
4/4 9 beers at tatooo night

Tally as of  1:33PM, 4/5/2013: 577.666 beers

2/23 22 beers tattoo day, turkey's nest, bushwick
3/1 14 beers
3/5 6 beers @ the wythe and skinny dennis
3/6 14 beers NY bday, turkey's nest, wythe hotel
3/7 7 beers on TX bday
3/8  18 beers mugshots happy hour, hanging in cherrywood (also 10? jager bombs)

5.76 beers a day average for 2013.

Tally as of  5:05PM, 3/9/2013: 392.666 beers

friday night redneck prom (king) at doc holliday's, saturday jort tattoos turkey's nest.  good times, great company, busy days, many pizzas

Tally as of  5:05PM, 2/24/2013: 311.666 beers

guys i am disappointed you guys this February.  i had a stomach ache for a few days, now a goddamn cold so who knows what is going to happen to my numbers this month.  i promise to catch up with whatever is lacking during March and have many events that will be objectives for that goal.


2/2 2 beers at huckleberry for a short visit to dancy birthday party
2//2 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.  I had numerous 40s and cans, samples, a gigantic cake, buffalo dip with queso, pork  belly and more.  i think i had about 19 servings of beer that day
2/4  14 beers at the 285 kent w/ buddies in DRONE: GSOL and NYMPH and Robira's birthday (proper)
2/5 16 210at the Wythe Hotel roof for Robira's birthday (observed)
2/14 2 beers w/ my baby at the EXTRA FANCY where we drowned ourselves in lobster rolls, mussels, oysters, kale, fries, fancy drinks and it was all so good!
2/15 9 beers at the potty mouth show, and that band fucking rules

Tally as of  5:05PM, 2/15/2013: 272.666 beers

JANUARY 2013 MONTHLY REPORT

Tally as of  11:59PM, 1/31/2013: 210.666 beers

levee, game night, wythe, wasabi, cards against humanity, almonds, wythe, tequilla, spritzenhaus, fries, whiskey, tequilla, snow bikes, salt pants, shitluck, sleepless, burger king, purple stew, envelopes, simpsons, cookies, coors 24oz cans, cold, poems everywhere, poets missing

Tally as of  1:43AM, 1/29/2013: 210.666 beers