[12:45] <@viker> 4/20 bro daaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

omg so much to update.  SXSW, also spring. it just looks like a lot because i drank all day, its way less than 1 beer per waking hour..

3/11 17 beers
3/12 7 beers
3/13 18 beers
3/14 17 beers
3/15 19 beers
3/16 19 beers
3/17 19 beers
3/19 6 in rockport
3/22 21 beers in rockport
3/23 6 beers in rockport

3/2812 beers at 2nd chance saloon
3/31 2 beers at rudy's
4/1 4 beers at rosemary's and at SPRING BREAKERS
4/2 9 beers spritzenhaus
4/4 9 beers at tatooo night

Tally as of  1:33PM, 4/5/2013: 577.666 beers

2/23 22 beers tattoo day, turkey's nest, bushwick
3/1 14 beers
3/5 6 beers @ the wythe and skinny dennis
3/6 14 beers NY bday, turkey's nest, wythe hotel
3/7 7 beers on TX bday
3/8  18 beers mugshots happy hour, hanging in cherrywood (also 10? jager bombs)

5.76 beers a day average for 2013.

Tally as of  5:05PM, 3/9/2013: 392.666 beers

friday night redneck prom (king) at doc holliday's, saturday jort tattoos turkey's nest.  good times, great company, busy days, many pizzas

Tally as of  5:05PM, 2/24/2013: 311.666 beers

guys i am disappointed you guys this February.  i had a stomach ache for a few days, now a goddamn cold so who knows what is going to happen to my numbers this month.  i promise to catch up with whatever is lacking during March and have many events that will be objectives for that goal.


2/2 2 beers at huckleberry for a short visit to dancy birthday party
2//2 SUPER BOWL SUNDAY.  I had numerous 40s and cans, samples, a gigantic cake, buffalo dip with queso, pork  belly and more.  i think i had about 19 servings of beer that day
2/4  14 beers at the 285 kent w/ buddies in DRONE: GSOL and NYMPH and Robira's birthday (proper)
2/5 16 210at the Wythe Hotel roof for Robira's birthday (observed)
2/14 2 beers w/ my baby at the EXTRA FANCY where we drowned ourselves in lobster rolls, mussels, oysters, kale, fries, fancy drinks and it was all so good!
2/15 9 beers at the potty mouth show, and that band fucking rules

Tally as of  5:05PM, 2/15/2013: 272.666 beers

JANUARY 2013 MONTHLY REPORT

Tally as of  11:59PM, 1/31/2013: 210.666 beers

levee, game night, wythe, wasabi, cards against humanity, almonds, wythe, tequilla, spritzenhaus, fries, whiskey, tequilla, snow bikes, salt pants, shitluck, sleepless, burger king, purple stew, envelopes, simpsons, cookies, coors 24oz cans, cold, poems everywhere, poets missing

Tally as of  1:43AM, 1/29/2013: 210.666 beers

Analytics 2013 

this is what the year looks like so far in chart form... more to come!

sunday family all day chili, cornbread, ravens beat patriots, bed-stuy, ryerson ave, blueberry brambles, chips, loud texans, storytelling, emerson, close down the alibi, cold biking, big buck hunter

Tally as of  5:43AM, 1/22/2013: 171.666 beers

Brohemian Grove, many bands and even many more mansions, many beers, cemitas, roof top, tshirts, grocery bags

Tally as of  11:43AM, 1/20/2013: 153.666 beers

SLOW WEEK.  only 4 beers last night, but also a pint or so of whiskey, watching Freakwater w/ bb, a few after show drinks, hanging around in the apartment, seeing FREAKWATER omg freakwater


Tally as of  8:05PM, 1/16/2013: 137.666 beers

FINAL 2012 (2010-2012) TALLY 2240.666 BEERS

YEAR ONE DOWN, YEAR TWO IN THE WORKS

austin, tallboys, campfire, smoked queso, glowsticks in the firepit, salina grave fire, tea, backyard champagne tipi, new year's eve, fireworks, pictures, champagne garage, mean jeans

Total 2012 (Sort of) Tally as of  11:59PM, 12/31/2012: 2240.666 beers

THEN POW 2013

rang in the new year with beer, in a rainy fireworks garage, ego's karaoke, breakfast tacos, uga bowl game bloody mary's, chuy's, liberty, white horse, grackle trivia, white horse, bomb tacos, rollfast ramblers, hotel vegas x 2, bad sports, 9th street fire pit, wonka wackos, gourdough's burger, blotter, golden boys on holy mountain, shang, then a 4 day break then turkey's nest, texans lose in the playoffs, weirdos in the streets, late night mac and cheese, pbr, styrofoam, streetfighters

Tally as of  11:54PM, 1/14/2013: 133.666 beers

5 christmas eve, 14 christmas day brooklyn lager firemans' lone star, 11 on 12/27 for marked men at rubber gloves and fort worth and cocktails and nate and aprils and erins and zach's, 12 12/28 helen bday scoot white horse arrested development on the couch

Tally as of  1:46PM, 12/29/2012: 2210.666 beers

long days, long nights.   wednesday and thursday turned 17 each, walking around downtown, jackalope burger, talking about slayer and weezer extensively, drawing texas game, walking around in boots ouch, many tallboys consumed at shangri la, late night white horse whiskey, tacos everywhere, trudy's martini, zak loyd, walking home with headphones.   friday was a low night at 14 hanging out for a 30th birthday, maudie's enchiladas, gourmands sandwiches, drooling at HEB first real grocery store in way too long, driving around, holly couch, tacos.  saturday all day foods and drinks, 17 beers, cherrywood, babies, tacos, coffee, white horse, holly campfire, so many beers all over, burning glowsticks, blowing up lighters, las cazuelas tacos to die for, whiskey white horse, doug sahm and tornados, austin is best.

9 days 

Tally as of  12:59PM, 12/23/2012: 2168.666 beers

November was a little slow, but I made up for what i didn't drink by eating green butter.  Now i am in texas and off to a good start for the final days of 2012...

11 beers somewhere unknown, 14 beers on eyehategod show night, 10 on 11/30 drinking lone star at home, 14 on sec championship night, 13 at the last shitluck reading at tip top, 10 on the night of video program and of montreal night, 10 at shea stadium for quiet hooves/bubbly mommy gun, 11 at BoGro for quiet hooves/bubbly mommy gun/ the dream scene, and a shameful 9 on 12/18 first night back in austin.  more tonight, more tomorrow, then maybe sleep sometime

pretty sure i'll hit 2200 for the year... i originally forecast about 2700 so i was off, but didn't account for those weeks that beers don't happen so much...

ALMOST THERE

Tally as of  2:51PM, 12/19/2012: 2102.666 beers

I HAD MY 2000TH BEER LAST NIGHT SO PROUD

8 beers 10/4 at the levee and eating meatball subs, friday night 10/5 15 beers w/ afghan whigs and other stuff after that, 10 saturday night uga loses and poetry with milk and roses and sales tax on each beer, 7 monday night w/ charlie and an avocado, 2 fridya night, 14 saturday at the turkey's nest and starting at the whiskey, 15 sunday night reading and to duff's, 10/18 w'burg cmj week 8 beers, 12 saturday 10/20 , 1 beer monday w/ a burger, 10 beers friday 10/26, 15 halloween at bbbday with a clover club joker and off to abiline, 18.666 (srsly 32oz * 7 / 12)  beers at the turkey's nests 11/10 w/ dogs over aubrn, more to come in the closing weeks.


Tally as of 12:09AM, 11/11/2012: 2000.666 beers

Catching up

15 Friday 8/17 at the levee and roof poet lightning party, probaly black label and PBR

17 sunday at the cute li'l lake in connecticut, with shotguns, swimming across the lake, beachside fire, floating mattresses

10 thursday at the Gotham city lounge comic book bar, loose bottle of whiskey, a disappeared barefoot adam, japanther stencil puppet show, peeing on the street more than usual, brave rats in teh streets,

11 8/25 saturday at pork slope and walking home

8 on sunday w/ lance at gc lounge and cains, PBR, a bottomless bottle of whiskey poured by the loosest bartender in town, forcing shots, stomach ache, game night at the tavern with no games, discussions of chips

just a li'l 1 pbr on draft at the sly fox, but in ukranian, mirror ceilings, long and complicated trip to the bathroom

8 black labels at the levee w/ banagrams, pizza

and ............ drumroll .............

27 on saturday 9/1 to open football season, village pourhouse, budlights, high fives, bulldogs, some other bar, many trains to get home, tip top, daddy's, long walk home with a sandwich'

caught up, only 4 months to log it all, can i do it? CAN I? can i keep the average going and hit 2700 in the final third of the year? can i hunker down and hit 3000?? NO MORE QUESTIONS



Tally as of 12:09AM, September 2, 2012: 1851 beers

Bday party to kick off the new beer count. 18 beers pbr in ma belly on aug 11...
Tally as of 12:09AM, August 12, 2012: 1754 beers

Can I finish this on year 3?

Let's hope so. I'll start again on August 11 . Stay tuned

long time gone by with no posts... july and august so far have been a whirlwind of life with river trips, a wedding in new york, hanging in crown heights, shopping in union square, tears in airports, trivia nights, crazy drunk nights, painting rooms, late night drive throughs, toxic queso levels, emotions a flutter, bars all over brooklyn, birthdays/comings/goings of friends and strangers alike, still on a goddamn train with caroline, happy hour pool time with friends, getting yelled at by zach, eating 1000 slices of pizza, and so much more. it's been real y'all and i'd like to think barley, malt and hops for their support. 137 between 7/20 and 8/11 is my best conserative estimate. this is a goddamn full time job. feel like i need a break, work more, work out, save up money - time will soon tell.

Tally as of 12:09AM, August 11, 2011: 1736 beers