Thursday night kicks me in the face once again... holds me down on the ground and pours beers in me and takes all my money and makes me dance against my will and bruises me inside and out and goddamn. Also for the first time in my life, some guy bought me a six pack at the bar because I let him cut in line. Yay me.

Tally as of 1:15PM, May 21, 2010: 1057 beers